My Gentle Servant

My Gentle Servant desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Servant needed a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

My Gentle Servant found a bag of poop that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

My Gentle Servant craved for a mug that they liked to break. It might be a weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Servant desperately craved for a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Servant had a radiator that they would often play with. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.