The Horny Servant

The Horny Servant found a stapler to eat. One might say this is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Horny Servant carried a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Servant looked for a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Servant had a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Servant desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes annihilate It would have been an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Servant often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.