A Crazy Servant

A Crazy Servant carried a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Servant, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

A Crazy Servant craved for a cup that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a cup is the thing to choose.

A Crazy Servant had a custard pie to hug. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie having that done to it

A Crazy Servant desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

A Crazy Servant desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would often demolish. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Servant desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A set square was the item that was opted for.