The Ugly Servant

The Ugly Servant always had with them a chocolate bar to experiment on. It would have been a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Servant desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine having that done to it

The Ugly Servant carried a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be wonderful. A can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Servant craved for a wig that they would throw. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to choose.

The Ugly Servant desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Servant desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.