My Handsome Servant

My Handsome Servant searched for a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

My Handsome Servant desperately wanted a bottle of coke to throw. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Servant desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes throw. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Servant craved for a lava lamp that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Servant had a pint of cider to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider having that done to it

My Handsome Servant often carried a crown that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.