My Boring Servant

My Boring Servant wanted a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Servant desperately desired a tomato that they liked to embrace. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

My Boring Servant desperately desired a stapler to play with. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.

My Boring Servant often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Servant always had with them a lava lamp that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Boring Servant always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate This seems a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.