My Colourful Servant

My Colourful Servant always kept a vibrator that they would demolish. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

My Colourful Servant desperately wanted a bat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a bat being the item opted for.

My Colourful Servant desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Colourful Servant had a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Colourful Servant often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was sublime. A Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Colourful Servant always had with them a spade that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.