The Bewildered Servant

The Bewildered Servant desperately looked for a helmet that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Servant searched for a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Servant always carried a crown that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Servant desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Servant craved for a dildo that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Servant looked for a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.