The Hungry Servant

The Hungry Servant desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Servant desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a surprising idea, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Servant desperately looked for a pint of cider to sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Servant often carried a CD player that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a CD player being the item selected.

The Hungry Servant desperately desired a computer that they would sometimes eat. It might be a peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Servant desperately looked for a cup that they would put up their bum. It was a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cup would be the chosen thing.