I hope I beat @misterhorse today at fantasy football 🏈

Horse 🐴 and I are longtime friends, and have had various fantasy sports duels over the years.

I'm famous for finding tricks and angles that make people cry, horse is more famous for good solid level-headed play. But sometimes we collide in the end.

Right now I'm 5-2 and he's 6-1, and it's a very meaningful game.

He has several guys playing in England right now, as we speak. It started off low scoring and nice, but now his QB passed to his other guy for a touchdown and it kind of hurt.

Here's a little peak at our rosters and matchup: sneak peak

I'll be starting Ben Roethlisberger today, who I acquired a couple weeks ago in a backup QB swap with @pittsburghhodlr. Pretty wild.

#BelichickShit

Ben seems better this week than my dog Drew Brees, but it's so hard to bench Drew Brees. Hard to bench your dog. I hope it doesn't come back to bite me.

Sometimes I go to Domino's when football is on. It's just because I'm invested in fantasy and other shenanigans and don't want to cook, and Domino's is the only thing really close with a vegan option.

But it feels cliche, like I hesitate to be one of the people who orders pizza and watches football.

We'll see. I probably won't. Last time they gave me square cut when I requested pie cut, and probably deserve to be erred against.