His Special Snake

His Special Snake found a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato of all things.

His Special Snake wanted a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a different action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

His Special Snake needed a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Special Snake owned a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

His Special Snake owned a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Special Snake looked for a pint of cider to eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.