His Tired Snake

His Tired Snake needed a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

His Tired Snake desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Tired Snake desperately craved for a set square to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Tired Snake desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Tired Snake desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

His Tired Snake craved for a radiator that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a radiator being the chosen thing.