The Dodgy Snake

The Dodgy Snake carried a hat to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Snake always carried a can of coke to throw. This could be considered a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke is the item to select.

The Dodgy Snake searched for a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Snake often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Snake desperately desired a computer that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Snake desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen having that done to it