The Bewildered Snake

The Bewildered Snake always carried a bottle of coke that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Snake always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Bewildered Snake desperately desired a vibrator that they would throw. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Snake desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to cuddle. It should be an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Snake wanted a wig that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Snake wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes worship. This is certainly an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.