The Handsome Snake

The Handsome Snake desperately looked for a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Snake, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Snake craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Snake desperately wanted a spade that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Snake always carried a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Snake often carried a dildo that they would smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Snake always kept a stretchman that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing to choose.