The Troubled Snake

The Troubled Snake searched for a cheese grater to experiment on. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Snake owned a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Snake carried a condom that they would often worship. It might have been a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Snake desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Snake had a vibrator that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought it was breathtaking. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Snake carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.