My Bewildered Snake

My Bewildered Snake owned a spade that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Snake looked for a wig to throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Snake carried a helmet to break. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who feels it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Snake desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Snake needed a melon to sleep with. It might have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Snake wanted a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.