The Confused Snake

The Confused Snake owned a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Confused Snake owned a vibrator that they liked to play with. This seems to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was epic. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Snake searched for a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. It is a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

The Confused Snake always carried a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. It should have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Snake desperately wanted a cucumber that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Snake had a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.