My Gentle Snake

My Gentle Snake had a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Snake, who thought it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

My Gentle Snake searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Gentle Snake often carried a sponge that they would often share. One might consider this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge is the item to select.

My Gentle Snake always carried a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Snake looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Snake, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

My Gentle Snake searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.