The Retarded Snake

The Retarded Snake desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Snake desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Snake, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Retarded Snake desperately wanted a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Snake always had with them a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Snake often carried a mug that they would often experiment on. It was an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Snake looked for a stretchman to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was fun. A stretchman is the item to opt for.