The Naughty Snake

The Naughty Snake desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Snake always kept a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Snake wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Snake, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Snake desperately looked for a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Naughty Snake desperately desired a teapot that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A teapot is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Snake searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It would be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be miraculous. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.