Their Lonely Snake

Their Lonely Snake wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Snake craved for a condom that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

Their Lonely Snake wanted a stapler that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Snake, who had decided it would be wonderous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Snake desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Their Lonely Snake found a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Snake always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.