Chinese Snake

Chinese Snake desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

Chinese Snake desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally share. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Chinese Snake desperately looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Snake desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Chinese Snake carried a bottle of beer that they liked to break. It was a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Chinese Snake craved for a cucumber that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.