A Horny Snake

A Horny Snake desperately wanted a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Snake always had with them a can of coke to demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Snake found a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Horny Snake desperately wanted a chocolate bar to play with. It is considered to be a new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who assumed it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

A Horny Snake found a toilet brush to eat. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Snake, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Snake carried a painting of a melon to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.