The Different Sparrow

The Different Sparrow carried a ball that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Sparrow carried a dildo that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Different Sparrow searched for a stapler that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Different Sparrow desperately looked for a teapot to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Different Sparrow desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. This is certainly a different operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Different Sparrow desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.