A Boring Sparrow

A Boring Sparrow needed a rubber johnny that they would often break. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Sparrow always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Boring Sparrow carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

A Boring Sparrow owned a radiator to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

A Boring Sparrow owned a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Sparrow desperately looked for a spade that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.