Her Stupid Sparrow

Her Stupid Sparrow craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Sparrow looked for a sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an original action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Her Stupid Sparrow desired a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was fun. Strangely, a hat is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Sparrow craved for a computer that they would rub on his belly. It was a surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was simply life. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Sparrow needed a cup that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

Her Stupid Sparrow desperately looked for a condom that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an original thought, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a condom having that done to it