Her Scary Sparrow

Her Scary Sparrow searched for a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Scary Sparrow looked for a bottle of wine to demolish. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Her Scary Sparrow searched for a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be simply life. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Sparrow desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Sparrow desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Scary Sparrow needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.