Her Weary Sparrow

Her Weary Sparrow always kept a stretchman that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Her Weary Sparrow desperately craved for a sword that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

Her Weary Sparrow desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. It might be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Her Weary Sparrow craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

Her Weary Sparrow looked for a dildo that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was fun. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Weary Sparrow desperately looked for a toilet brush that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to select.