A Colourful Sparrow

A Colourful Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Sparrow craved for a stretchman that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Sparrow desired a pint of beer to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.

A Colourful Sparrow always carried a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Sparrow wanted a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A teapot is the thing to select.

A Colourful Sparrow had a computer that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen item.