The Confused Sparrow

The Confused Sparrow always carried a pint of beer that they would share. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it was epic. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Sparrow desired a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Confused Sparrow desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Sparrow carried a radiator that they would often share. This is certainly a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Sparrow desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes hug. It should be an odd exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke of all things.

The Confused Sparrow desired a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to choose.