Their Lovely Sparrow

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately wanted a dildo to worship. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the item selected.

Their Lovely Sparrow had a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Sparrow carried a set square that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be epic. A set square would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Sparrow desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Sparrow looked for a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.