Her Stupid Sparrow

Her Stupid Sparrow always kept a cup that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Sparrow desperately searched for a condom that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Sparrow found a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Sparrow desired a crown that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Stupid Sparrow always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Sparrow found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.