My Grumpy Sparrow

My Grumpy Sparrow looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Sparrow needed a bag of flour that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour of all things.

My Grumpy Sparrow needed a set of lego that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Sparrow always had with them a condom that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Sparrow desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Sparrow needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.