The Square Sparrow

The Square Sparrow always carried a crown to play with. This seems to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Sparrow desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Square Sparrow carried a set square that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Square Sparrow wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

The Square Sparrow always carried a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.