The Colourful Sparrow

The Colourful Sparrow desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Sparrow always carried a sword to embrace. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Colourful Sparrow craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Sparrow desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Colourful Sparrow desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to throw. This could be considered an odd operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Sparrow craved for a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.