His Dodgy Sparrow

His Dodgy Sparrow often carried a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was fun. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Sparrow desired a block of cheese that they would often break. It might be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Sparrow desperately needed a condom that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Dodgy Sparrow desired a cucumber that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Sparrow looked for a ball that they sometimes eat. It was an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Sparrow often carried a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.