His Fat Sparrow

His Fat Sparrow wanted a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

His Fat Sparrow looked for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Fat Sparrow looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

His Fat Sparrow desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item selected.

His Fat Sparrow desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Sparrow searched for a hat that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was opted for.