My Boring Sparrow

My Boring Sparrow always carried a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

My Boring Sparrow always kept a tomato that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Sparrow always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Sparrow desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Sparrow owned a hat to worship. It was a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a hat being the chosen item.

My Boring Sparrow often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it was out of this world. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.