The Dodgy Sparrow

The Dodgy Sparrow carried a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Sparrow found a sponge to put on his head. It would be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Sparrow found a stapler that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Sparrow needed a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It should be a funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Dodgy Sparrow desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was epic. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Sparrow desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.