His Weary Sparrow

His Weary Sparrow desperately looked for a vibrator that they would share. It would be a surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

His Weary Sparrow always kept a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

His Weary Sparrow craved for a porno magazine that they would smash. It might have been a different proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Weary Sparrow searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Sparrow desperately needed a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Sparrow carried a ball that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A ball having that done to it