Bum Loving Sparrow

Bum Loving Sparrow always carried a sponge that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Sparrow always kept a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

Bum Loving Sparrow always carried a hat to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Bum Loving Sparrow carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It would be a surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that this idea was fun. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

Bum Loving Sparrow needed a can of coke that they would often annihilate It would have been a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke of all things.

Bum Loving Sparrow looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.