The Horny Sparrow

The Horny Sparrow desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Sparrow desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Horny Sparrow searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Horny Sparrow desperately desired a pen that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Sparrow found a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Sparrow always had with them a mug that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a mug was the item that was opted for.