A Square Sparrow

A Square Sparrow desired a cucumber to worship. It would have been a fairly weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

A Square Sparrow searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

A Square Sparrow desired a set square that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a set square is the thing to choose.

A Square Sparrow desperately desired a tomato to put up their bum. This seems a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is epic. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Square Sparrow desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

A Square Sparrow often carried a big sponge to play with. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who thought it would be miraculous. A big sponge being the thing opted for.