Bum Loving Sparrow

Bum Loving Sparrow desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Bum Loving Sparrow always had with them a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Sparrow desperately desired a cucumber that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

Bum Loving Sparrow desired a tomato that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Sparrow often carried a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Bum Loving Sparrow often carried a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball having that done to it