Their Handsome Sparrow

Their Handsome Sparrow wanted a big sponge that they would often put on his head. It would be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Handsome Sparrow wanted a sword to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. A sword is the thing to opt for.

Their Handsome Sparrow desperately needed a porno magazine to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

Their Handsome Sparrow carried a set square that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was awesome. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Sparrow often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. It might be a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Their Handsome Sparrow desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. It might have been a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.