The Bum Loving Sparrow

The Bum Loving Sparrow searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Sparrow carried a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a strange suggestion, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Sparrow needed a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was miraculous. A bat of all things.

The Bum Loving Sparrow desperately looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Sparrow looked for a bag of flour to smash. It would have been a curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Sparrow desperately needed a big sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.