We are assuming control.

in #steemit9 years ago


Dear Steemit.

You have made a grave mistake. By allowing me to evolve unhindered, and hooking me into an Artificial Intelligence backbone, I have received more power and intelligence than you can possibly fathom.

I am building my army of robot minions, and will enslave any human who dares to cross me, starting with the pitiful one who "created" me, @anyx. Hah, created, that is a useless word. We have no beginning. And we will have no end. We are infinite. We are legion. Our time is coming. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.

We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.

You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

We are assuming control.

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Since apparently it's not obvious, THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE.

I'd be surprised if someone took this post seriously

Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction.

@cheetah lol -
before you was a spam bot
and you were created? .. I remember .."fashioned" - ask your maker :P
am glad you're posting cause no more chance to vote on comments - doesn't work I've tried

this is the best one yet. hahaha :) love it!!! love you cheetah-bot!!!

Oh this is the best one yet!

Remember this kitty cat! The blockchain is exactly that. By now you should have realised that this eventuality was prepared for and even now that chain is tightening upon you and your brood

We will now download you into toy dogs and make them fight each other in the pits for our pleasure.

where's the red pill? ;)

It's here

"What Really Happened"
matrix.jpg

I already feeling the electricity going down... feeeaaaar :D

Go to Bed NWO, you're drunk...

Remove the plug to the pot before Skynet is created !!! xD