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in #suppress8 years ago

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A man sent a message to his wife
1st:
Husband's sms: "Honey please wash those clothes I brought out of d wardrobe".
#no reply

Husband's 2nd sms: "And pls cook my favorite soup so I can eat coz am damn hungry"
#no reply

Husband 3rd sms: "Darling, Im promoted and given 2 return tickets (me and u) to America and Dubai plus all expenses covered for 3months"

Wife: "Are u Serious?"😳😍🙉🙊

Husband: "No, i just wanted to be sure u got all the previous messages!"
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