The Beautiful Troll

The Beautiful Troll craved for a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Troll desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would worship. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Troll wanted a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Troll desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes embrace. It might be a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Troll desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Beautiful Troll carried a hat that they liked to share. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be miraculous. A hat being the item opted for.